Thursday, 23 January 2014

The days since cheat day

I have been pretty busy since cheat day, so I've got a few days to cover with this post.

Sunday
I felt lethargic after the carb overload on cheat day! Catherine and I had a 3 hour training walk at 7am with our friend Majella. We are getting ready to walk the 50km event at Coastrek, an event that starts at Balmoral on the Northshore and follows the coastline until Coogee in the Eastern Suburbs. Our training sessions are meant to familiarise ourselves with the route and prepare our bodies for the varying terrain that we will cover. On Sunday we walked from Rose Bay along the coastline to finish at The Gap, enjoying a challenging walk.

From The Gap we went to Bondi Junction for an hour of yoga. To say I was tired after that would be an understatement! After grabbing a coffee (illegal cappucino!) we went home to chill out before our friend Esther's birthday party. An intense episode of tidying followed before I managed to sit in front of the TV and fall asleep for half an hour. I highlight this because despite "doing" stuff, I skipped my long training run (until Monday night) and overall felt lethargic and pretty crap. The day after cheat day is pretty horrendous.

Monday
Naturally Monday could not come soon enough, if only to take my mind off food. However I was reminded at my lunch break how hard this diet can be if you are not organised. I hadn't cooked anything on Sunday for Monday lunch and I was too tired/lazy after socialising and skyping. As a result Monday's lunch consisted of 3 sausages, 3 carrots and a generous handful of salted (not healthy) cashew nuts. This wouldn't be a problem if it was just the once, however my long run put paid to any cooking on Monday night too.

Monday Training 
So the long run of 11 miles (17km) was a good training run, if a little sluggish at times. I decided to run from home down to Tamarama where I picked up the coastal path and ran to Bondi beach. Fortunately for me the weather was atrocious; heavy drizzle with a cool wind, temerature 19 degrees, so I was loving the start of my run. From Bondi beach I ran the reverse of the City to Surf course. I needed to run slower than previous runs and clock 8:55 per mile, so the hills at North Bondi, Rose Bay to Double Bay and Double Bay to Edgecliff certainly helped tame my speed! Aside from a couple of moments I felt strong and distracted myself on the big hills with tax calculations and other inane mind chatter. From Edgecliff I ran up the hill to Bondi Junction and finished strong running the last mile home up Bronte road.

Tuesday
As a result of my long run on Monday evening, Tuesday's lunch was sausages and carrots again! I have been doing a fair bit of carpentry these last few days and the client we have been working for is extremely hospitable. I couldn't turn down the cappucino she had prepared, I know, I am weak. But coffee is my go to drug of choice. Closely followed by chocolate. Sadly she also provided a brownie and millionaire's shortbread slice. I couldn't refuse it, that would be plain rude.

Tuesday Training
I joined Catherine at Power Living in BJ for yoga. We smashed a 90 minute hot yoga class, in which I left more water on the mat and floor than I'd drunk all day. Thank goodness for Elete....

Wednesday
Let's see, today is Thursday so yesterday must have been the day I went off the rails slightly. I bought a delicious flat white and ate a sausage roll. Oh god, I am going to burst into flames. Boy was that pastry delicious, freshly baked and supplied with another drug, tomato ketchup. I finished that day with a healthy meal, before tucking into Lindt 80% chocolate. Although not on the 4HB it is the healthier choice compared with Dairy Milk, Cadburys etc. Who am I kidding?! It's chocolate! This diet business sucks...

Wednesday Training
I met Catherine at the gym for my interval training. Catherine was doing her tempo run (which I am doing on Friday), so we got to have a small chat (novelty) before I needed to save my oxygen for running. I ran 3x1 mile intervals at 6:48min/mile (14-14.5kph, 4 min/km), with the last one ramping all the way up to 22kph for a fast finish. Felt strong, BOOM!

Thursday
Today I failed again (let's face it, I've given up on the 4HB again!) after a good start of protein shake within 30 minutes of waking. I trained a client (personal training that is) and then swung by my local caff to say hi to our friend Rosie, who has just returned from Blighty and good ole London Town. Naturally I had to have one of her flat whites as they are like the Columbian Cocaine of the coffee world. Plus I was a LITTLE hungy, so I may have eaten an "Australiana": bacon, egg, cheese and barbecue sauce in a tasty ciabatta. Lordy was that good. So good in fact that I didn't eat until getting home 10 hours later. HOWEVER, an interesting thing presented itself. Despite not eating and having not had chickpeas, lentils or any other legume known to man for a good twelve hours, I had a visibly flattter stomach. No bloating at all and my waist was down to 32 inches from 34!

Thursday Training
Decided to take a rest tonight as I have to shift concrete tomorrow, do a 7 mile run and then help guide Majella on a three hour walk. I love making things difficult ;)

I don't know quite what all this means yet, but I am loosely holding onto this conclusion.

  1. Legumes don't agree with me and may from here on be considered the devil's/god's food, depending on your religious persuasion. Unless smelling like a skunk is considered a sign of good health.
  2. I function well without any food when I am fuelled by two things, 1) good coffee, 2) stress. 
  3. Excessive amounts of sugar, shit quality bread, many forms of dairy (read cheese, milk, shit chocolate, yoghurt, ice cream) don't agree with me, even if I've avoided them for a whole week before a massive splurge. 
  4. I can function on reduced amounts of obvious carbs (rice, quinoa, bread), provided I eat vegetables like a Panda eats bamboo.
  5. Reduced carbs make me cranky. Excessive carbs make me lethargic (who would've guessed!) Next test diet is to find the perfect balance, so that I can do a physical job, train myself, train other people, have a social life and sleep well.
So until next time I am ending this test of the 4 Hour Body. I have dropped 1.5 kilos in 2 weeks, 2 inches of my waist and I'm still running my training times on pace if not quicker. However I consider living life to be slightly more important right now ;)

Happy training,

Tom :)

Saturday, 18 January 2014

The CHEAT DAY summary (Achilles version)

I'm sure that all my Achilles friends have enjoyed reading of my attempt to pack in the sugars, dairy and other 4 Hour Body naughties today. But I wanted to reel off a list of the foods I ate as photos aren't exactly Achilles friendly.

Breakfast

I started the day with:
Tea and 2.5 slices of raisin toast. On reflection I should've had eggs on toast just to start the day with a little protein. But I may have overdosed on eggs in the week, so the thought of a few more was too much to bear.

Snack 1

There will be lots of sub-headings named "snack" as most of what I ate today doesn't constitute a proper meal. Its cheating after all.

1 large flat white with free mini chocolate from the happy people at Sabbaba, Bondi Junction.
1 Aussie Bodies mint choc protein bar. I almost ate this whilst in the supermarket whilst doing our weekly shop. I had to physically restrain myself at the last minute as I was pulling Aussie Bodies protein bars of the shelves and didn't want to get into a shoplifting dilemma.
1 almond croissant. I was looking forward to this, but in the end it was just a croissant with almonds on the outside. Don't they know it needs loads of sweet almond filling inside! Disappointing.

Snack 2

I would say lunch as it was midday, but that comes after this at the beach bbq.

2 pieces of cheese on toast, liberally doused with Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce. Try saying Worcestershire sauce if you are American. Preferably in front of strangers.
1 piece of toast with Marmite. Sadly not XO marmite, just normal. Should've had seconds.
Possibly 1 cup of tea.
A small Lindt snowman chocolate
3 Walkers shortbread fingers. Definitely had tea with these. Awesome!

Barbeque lunch at Coogee beach

We hit Coogee for our friend Caitlin's birthday celebrations. We were quite active playing frisbee, doing handstands and performing some acro. Possibly unnecessarily active.

1.5 stuffed mushrooms (basically a burger on top of a mushroom)
Lots of crisps
1 mushroom burger in a tasty seeded roll
More crisps
3 salami sandwiches with pesto using Pei's world famous bread (light on salami, heavy on bread)
More crisps
3 year matured cheddar seeded roll
1 Maxibon ice cream (the king of shop bought ice creams. Don't argue that a Golden GayTime is better, it's a terrible name for anything)
1 large flat white

Snack 3/possibly dinner

Amazingly cheesy nachos (homemade by Dane "the magician" Heimann)
1 glass of ridiculously sweet, yet delicious wine (possibly a dessert wine, thus explaining said sweetness)

Dessert/much more likely dinner (CHEAT DAY style)

At least half a tub of Ben & Jerrys Phish Food ice cream
2 small glasses of red wine

Snack 4
Several Smarties (chocolates not a street word for drugs)

That concludes my feast of CHEAT DAY. I can tell you that I drank a huge amount of water as recommended by the 4HB.

Tomorrow Catherine a.k.a Cate, Dave, David, Curly, the flying Fox and myself have a 2 hour training walk for coastrek, 1 hour of yoga and at least 1 hour 40 minutes of running to do. I'll update you on how we get on tomorrow night.

Til then chaps, goodnight!

Tom ;)


I feel sick!

It has happened, I've reached critical mass. After the last post I've consumed cheese nachos and at least half a tub of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream.

I wouldn't say this is the fullest I've ever felt, but I don't think I'll be eating anymore food tonight!

Tomorrow we have a 2 hour training walk for Coastrek, then yoga and finally an 11 mile (17.6km) training run. So I think I will feel better by Monday.

My final post tonight will be for my friends from Achilles. I'll update you on tomorrow's activities in the evening.

Tom : )

Making Pei proud

Our friend Pei has recently had Wolverine type surgery after an Acro accident. I'm not sure if she has Adamantium in her shoulder, but I'm sure she'll come back stronger.

As she has been keeping up with my eating exploits via this blog, I am eating the next round of CHEAT DAY food in her honour. So when I'm feeling sick later Pei it's all thanks to you!

Thanks to Pei for the AMAZING homemade bread she brought to the beach earlier. That went down a treat with the spicy salami and pesto featured in the previous post.

Tom :)

P.S I ate a Maxibon ice cream after the flat white and before the sugary cherry coke and that is dessert wine before dessert! Get in my son!

Friday, 17 January 2014

Cheating continued

My friend Pei has reminded me that I've not really been cheating. So let me ramp things up!

Cheating has begun!

I may have missed some photo ops since breakfast (raisin toast, tea, flat white and an almond croissant), but now the good times begin!

We are off to our friend Caitlin's birthday celebration at the beach soon. So I'll be stuffing my greedy face and updating you with photos. For now though sit back, relax and enjoy my cheat day!

Note the healthy fruit included, which is not allowed during the week.

Tom : )

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

Another food photo

I'm out of quirky post titles, but here's the previous two ingredients, heated up and slammed together like a car crash of deliciousness.

Ok it's still just aubergine and lentils, but honestly it's tasty. Trust me.